How to be an American
- Join the NRA
- Wear cowboy boots EVERYWHERE
- Say 'I love America' at least once a day
- Support our Troops no matter what
- Go Army
- Go Navy
- Go Air Force
- Go Marines
- Go Coastguard
- Love guns and know how to use them - also know your gun safety, it's responsible and American
- Own an American Flag and display it proudly (yes, I have a real flag, just not a picture of it)
- Carve U.S.A. in your Halloween pumpkin
- Have the American Flag as the background on your phone
- Know all of the words to the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance, and Amazing Grace
- http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/starspangledbanner.html
- http://www.ushistory.org/documents/pledge.htm
- http://www.constitution.org/col/amazing_grace.htm
- Proudly proclaim the 4th of July as your favorite holiday
- Make sure your favorite colors are red, white, and blue
- Love apple pie more than any other food
- Love baseball
- Carry your drivers license everywhere - it is proof that you are AWESOME because you are an American
- Vote
- Be proud that you are one nation under God
- Love bacon - No exceptions
- If you own a truck it must be a Ford truck
- Buy things that are made in the USA
